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MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE

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Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl

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Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!

Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!
A Real Wild Juan

Baby Formula Juan Racer

Baby Formula Juan Racer
Juan Year Old

Friday, July 21, 2023

French Vanilla Bully, German Chocolate Weenie, And The Butterscotch Terrier

 


French Vanilla Bully, German Chocolate Weenie, and the Butterscotch Terrier are a trio of valuable, scheming dogs who create all kinds of mischief.  They might even infiltrate a wealthy home and rob it.  These characters are made of sea shells and other materials I found on the beaches in Venice, Florida (and some paint, too).

I became fascinated with French Bulldogs thanks to YouTube videos and TV shows like Christina on the Coast.  The breed is incredibly popular now and there's also a bit of controversy surrounding them.  They are prone to breathing issues.  As someone with Sleep Apnea, I can relate to their plight.

I feel like I have always had neighbors or friends with Dachshunds.  And let me tell you, Dachshund enthusiasts are devoted to their feisty German hot dog buddies.  I was shocked to discover that Dachshunds were bred to hunt badgers (the name actually means "badger hound" in German).

And then there is the Scottish Terrier.  In junior high, I had a math teacher named Mrs. Cross.  Mrs. Cross was obsessed with Scottie Dogs.  She wore Scottie clothing, had a Scottie clock in the classroom, and all sorts of Scottie office supplies.  She also had a pet Scottie named McDuff that she always talked about.

I wanted to do a dog project for a while, and I was drawn to the extreme, comical proportions of the French Bulldog, the Dachshund, and the Scottish Terrier.  Things fell into place with the dessert "flavor" theme---French Vanilla, German Chocolate, and Butterscotch (I landed on Butterscotch after getting a Butterscotch Dilly Bar at Dairy Queen).





Monday, July 3, 2023

Groovy Beauty and the Funky Beast: Freaky Foam Figure

 


Back in 2015, I came up with an idea for a 1970s twist on the Beauty and the Beast story called Groovy Beauty and the Funky Beast.  In 2018, I decided to build the Funky Beast using sheets of foam.  For his gold chains and belt buckle, I used thin gold metallic sheets of fabric.  At the time, I was frequently going to craft stores to discover new materials.

Like so many weird ideas I've had, I did this and forgot about it. 

If this character was ever to be in a movie, I'd cast actor Jason Mantzoukas to play him.  I feel like it looks like him and I wasn't even trying to do that.