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MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE

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Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl

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Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!

Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!
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Baby Formula Juan Racer

Baby Formula Juan Racer
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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Dale Earnhorn, the Budweiser Unicorn


A few days ago, I was driving near my neighborhood and saw a house with a big Christmas display in the front yard.  Among the traditional decorations was a light-up Unicorn.  I was thinking about how popular Unicorns seem to be these days.  I thought it would be funny to come up with a masculine looking Unicorn.  One of the burliest horses I can think of is a Clydesdale, which also happens to be associated with Winter and Christmas because of the famous Budweiser Clydesdale commercials.  Thus, Dale Earnhorn, the Budweiser Unicorn was born.

Dale Earnhorn is famous for using his sharp horn to open Santa's beer when Old Saint Nick loses his bottle opener.

Saturday, November 10, 2018

Feliz Na'vi-dad: Pandora Blue Christmas at Disney's Animal Kingdom


Christmas is a big deal at Walt Disney World in Florida.  Many of the theme parks have special decorations and events.  I was thinking that Disney's Animal Kingdom could really get in on the fun.  The big draw at many attractions are the lights, and Animal Kingdom already has a land hosting night time lights.  That's why I suggest Feliz Na'vi-Dad: Pandora Blue Christmas.  Selling festive Green and Red Banshees items seems like a good idea to me.  I made an ornament out of painted foam to celebrate the event.

I decided there should be a special "candy cane" inspired Banshee for Pandora Blue Christmas, too.


Maybe someday we'll be able to head to Animal Kingdom for a very Blue Christmas.  We can get a Banshee Eggnog and a Gingerbread Na'vi.