Here's Post #6 of my PG-13 rated 2009 storybook spoof, "The Very Nice Head Lice." More to make you go "ewww!"
I have had many encounters with ticks, and they are just horrific creatures. I have discovered them between my toes and fingers after doing yard work, and I'm usually so frazzled when I see one, I forget the proper way to remove them.
In 2009, I developed a storybook spoof called "The Very Nice Head Lice"--A Filthy Bedtime Story, and I started sharing it with my friends. I was inspired by simple storybooks like "Goodnight Moon." I was thinking about something that would be fun for adults to read (NOT to their children!). This gets really dark and twisted, and eventually (but not in this post) there's foul language. This project is actually still a work in progress, as I have not finished it yet. Here's a taste of the madness --- you won't even see the Head Lice characters here. Don't read this. You've been warned!
Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite (and yes, there are bed bugs in this story)!