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Meet the Sea Dragons of OZ and the Yeti Crab

Meet the Sea Dragons of OZ and the Yeti Crab
OZ is shorthand for Australia, and not related to a Wizard

MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE

MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: NEW SUPER HEROES SURFACE
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Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl

Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl
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Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!

Formula Juan Racer: Numero Uno!
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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Dale Earnhorn, the Budweiser Unicorn


A few days ago, I was driving near my neighborhood and saw a house with a big Christmas display in the front yard.  Among the traditional decorations was a light-up Unicorn.  I was thinking about how popular Unicorns seem to be these days.  I thought it would be funny to come up with a masculine looking Unicorn.  One of the burliest horses I can think of is a Clydesdale, which also happens to be associated with Winter and Christmas because of the famous Budweiser Clydesdale commercials.  Thus, Dale Earnhorn, the Budweiser Unicorn was born.

Dale Earnhorn is famous for using his sharp horn to open Santa's beer when Old Saint Nick loses his bottle opener.