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MAN-ATEE AND WOMAN-TARAY: UPSTART SUPERHEROES, OR DIABOLICAL VILLAINS?
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Meet the Sea Dragons of OZ and the Yeti Crab
OZ is shorthand for Australia, and not related to a Wizard
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Catch Man-Atee And Woman-TaRay, Surfacing Soon
Bad Biker Kitties Are On The Prowl
Join The Kitten Motorcycle Gang
Friday, June 4, 2010
The Very Nice Head Lice
In 2009, I developed a storybook spoof called "The Very Nice Head Lice"--A Filthy Bedtime Story, and I started sharing it with my friends. I was inspired by simple storybooks like "Goodnight Moon." I was thinking about something that would be fun for adults to read (NOT to their children!). This gets really dark and twisted, and eventually (but not in this post) there's foul language. This project is actually still a work in progress, as I have not finished it yet. Here's a taste of the madness --- you won't even see the Head Lice characters here. Don't read this. You've been warned!
Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bugs bite (and yes, there are bed bugs in this story)!